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Lame title but I didn't wanna think a lot about it.... besides it's better than The Corpse Juice.... though.. that has a strange ring to it.

ANYWAY. This was a random idea - as anyone might guess. I love Beetlejuice like crazy - even though he's a perv and a wacko...that's why I love him! And as far as the Corpse Bride is concerned, I loved the movie (gorgeous design), but I couldn't help but feel Emily got the short end of the stick there. I mean... sure it was sweet and she ...I ASSUME, went to heaven and was sent freeee~

I halfway considered her pairing up with Jack Skellington before, but he has Sally! So.... uh...Beetlejuice. Yes, he's a complete skag, but he has his moments. I normally pair BJ with Lydia, but I figured I'd toy with this.

BJ here is going to end up as a mixture of his movie and cartoon counterparts. He'll have the lifestyle (the Roadhouse) and "Friends" like in the cartoon, but he's retaining a lot of his attitude he lost from the movie (i.e. being a pervert with some bad habits).

It aught to be interesting, since I think Emily is extremely gorgeous I figured BJ would get a kick out of her... and her maggot, which I'm sure he'd delight in devouring.

All characters belong to Tim Burton.